Kelly, my big sister (she's 34 to my 29), had left the house with me in charge at 7pm for a night out with her mates and I had endured a couple of hours of cartoons, brawls, bawling and bedtime stories before I finally got my two nephews to sleep around 9.30. Ordinarily I wouldn't have been to bothered but Jenny, my girlfriend wasn't happy I had agreed to it and had spent the week nipping my head about it and giving me a hard time and I had left her that afternoon after another flaming argument. As you may have gathered I wasn't too happy about the situation. Fucking Saturday night and I'm babysitting for my fucking sisters kids.
